In response to Laverne and Shirley's lack of productivity, I called my doctor's office. Provera please!
Education opportunity: Medroxyprogesterone is a type of female hormone (progestin). This medication is similar to the progesterone that your body naturally makes and is given to replace the hormone when your body is not making enough of it. The medication can be used to restore normal menstrual periods in women who have stopped having them for several months. Hey! I fit the bill. After taking my 5 mg for 10 days, I should have started or will start a period. This a bucket of cold water on the sleeping Laverne and Shirley...wake up! Hopefully this triggers ovulation for the next month. Stay tuned!
Quit daydreaming girls, you have a job to do.
I'm hopeful at this point. It is making me feel better to be doing something as opposed to waiting around for Laverne and Shirley to do this on their own. AND I was only telling a few people that we are trying, like the people I see close to everyday. But I'm branching out. It seemed like I didn't want to tell people at first "just in case" we have trouble. Who cares? I'm human...and so are Laverne and Shirley. I shouldn't have to feel like I can't inform people who care enough about me to ask, it also lets me enlighten those who respond with the solution that I'm stressed. If anything it will keep them from saying it to the next girl they encounter who is needing a boost on the road to motherhood. With that being said-I LOVE Y'ALL. I'm so so so flattered you care!
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